But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
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just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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