We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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