I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
