Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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