Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
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I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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