oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
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