I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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