i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
