Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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