Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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