He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
