he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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