I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
wakey wakey hands off snakey
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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