You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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