You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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