that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
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You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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