Swine flu. Run for my life!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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