so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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