I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
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Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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