I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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