i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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