JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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