Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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