She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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