ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
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Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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