love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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