I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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