oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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