Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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