I wish I could punch you in the face.
there was a trapeze. enough said
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
We smell like vodka and hangover
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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