I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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