sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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