No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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