talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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