giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
