You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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