do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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