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It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
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Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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