in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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