it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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