i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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