I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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