Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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