he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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