Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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