ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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