FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
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She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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