i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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