You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
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I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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