Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas