oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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