Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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