I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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