Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Randomize
