White coat. Heels.
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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