Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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